the-absolute-funniest-posts:

stunningpicture:
I’m not too fond of snakes, but I can’t seem to take the Blunthead Tree Snake seriously.

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

stunningpicture:

I’m not too fond of snakes, but I can’t seem to take the Blunthead Tree Snake seriously.

(via ichikun)


trenchcoatsexual:

WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THE LONGHORN STEAKHOUSE BLOG??!?! 

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COME ON YOU GUYS THIS IS GOLD

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IT’S FULL OF STEAK PUNS

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you guISE

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!!!!!

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MEAT PUNS. SEXUAL MEAT PUNS COME ON.

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THEY ARE SASSY

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not all the time tho, but it’s still cute

imageWHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS???

(via undeniablestydia)


seselapod:

you will never feel more shame in your life than when you miss the final long note in guitar hero and you’re forced to sit there in the silence of your own failure

(via undeniablestydia)


hallloween:

I can’t decide if
someone stabbed someone else over a cheeseburger
someone stabbed someone else with a cheeseburger
someone stabbed a cheeseburger
a cheeseburger stabbed someone
a cheeseburger stabbed another cheeseburger

hallloween:

I can’t decide if

  • someone stabbed someone else over a cheeseburger
  • someone stabbed someone else with a cheeseburger
  • someone stabbed a cheeseburger
  • a cheeseburger stabbed someone
  • a cheeseburger stabbed another cheeseburger

(via undeniablestydia)


WHY ISN’T TEEN WOLF EPISODE 3 ON DEMAND YET

WHHYYYYY


trappedinhermind:

disengagethemexican:

MARIO FUCKING KART

Lmfaoo

(via essenceofdaylight)


alexisnatoli:

Facebook on @weheartit.com - http://whrt.it/17muylV

alexisnatoli:

Facebook on @weheartit.com - http://whrt.it/17muylV



alongcameatom:

itslikethatfrenchthing:

alyssaemilie:

if you close your eyes right before the train hits, your brain will think that you have died. some people find calmness in this.
I always reblog this I just love it so much 

okay listen. A train is coming towards you. You close your eyes. The train stops coming towards you. You haven’t died. Your brain is really freaking relieved that the train is not coming towards you anymore. That’s why you feel calm. Brains aren’t so stupid that they think you’ve died just because everything is black. It might have felt a bit stressed by seeing that there is a large vehicle travelling towards you, because sometimes it can have problems with understanding things outside of you and telling what’s real and what isn’t. But your brain perfectly aware that your heart is still beating and your lungs are still breathing and blood is still travelling around your body. That’s it’s job. You don’t feel calm because you “died”, you feel calm because you’re ALIVE.
Can we stop glorifying suicidal thoughts now please?
No matter what happens, you will always have an ancient part right in the middle of your human brain, somewhere that you have no access to, that wants nothing more than for you to stay alive.

FUCKING THANK YOU

alongcameatom:

itslikethatfrenchthing:

alyssaemilie:

if you close your eyes right before the train hits, your brain will think that you have died. some people find calmness in this.

I always reblog this I just love it so much 

okay listen. A train is coming towards you. You close your eyes. The train stops coming towards you. You haven’t died. Your brain is really freaking relieved that the train is not coming towards you anymore. That’s why you feel calm. Brains aren’t so stupid that they think you’ve died just because everything is black. It might have felt a bit stressed by seeing that there is a large vehicle travelling towards you, because sometimes it can have problems with understanding things outside of you and telling what’s real and what isn’t. But your brain perfectly aware that your heart is still beating and your lungs are still breathing and blood is still travelling around your body. That’s it’s job. You don’t feel calm because you “died”, you feel calm because you’re ALIVE.

Can we stop glorifying suicidal thoughts now please?

No matter what happens, you will always have an ancient part right in the middle of your human brain, somewhere that you have no access to, that wants nothing more than for you to stay alive.

FUCKING THANK YOU

(via richiegecko)


foreverandalwaysfangirl:

facadinq:

cookiemonstahz:

praises:

grace-ala-face:

te-rquoise:


Don’t get any closer to each other

This is the most interesting thing I’ve seen all year.

I don’t know how to feel about this

ahhhh

What is this suppose too meann?

it represents the fragility of friendship. Once you get too close you can break something that can be beautiful. If you recede too far the beauty will fly away. The eyes on the butterflies wings symbolise the truth about the pain they have seen. 

DUDE, that was so deep

foreverandalwaysfangirl:

facadinq:

cookiemonstahz:

praises:

grace-ala-face:

te-rquoise:

Don’t get any closer to each other

This is the most interesting thing I’ve seen all year.

I don’t know how to feel about this

ahhhh

What is this suppose too meann?

it represents the fragility of friendship. Once you get too close you can break something that can be beautiful. If you recede too far the beauty will fly away. The eyes on the butterflies wings symbolise the truth about the pain they have seen. 

DUDE, that was so deep

(via riddikulusroxas)